Signs that you've become a Crazy Dog Person!!!

There are dog lovers & dog owners and there are these crazy people who would rather spend their entire waking hours with dogs instead of human beings. 

Here are 5 signs that would confirm if you've transitioned from a dog lover to a crazy dog person. Once you've become a Crazy Dog person, there is no point of return!!! You are one of us now!!!! Hee Hee Haa Haa (evil laugh)!!!!!!!!!

You congratulate your dogs by saying that he/she is a good boy/girl and you are proud of him/her when they complete their poop mission everyday; even though he is 6 and she is 2 1/2 and have been house broken for around 5 1/2 and 2 years now.

When you wear something fancy, you ask your dogs for an opinion on how you are looking. Their opinions matter the most.

When your dogs are in a barking competition with the neighborhood dog from the window, you politely ask them to use their 'inside voice' and they do!!!

When your important and unavoidable weekend plan is giving your dogs a full body massage and you  get mighty upset if that has to be canceled due to something else happening in the house. 

When you are staying in a hotel or at a friend's house, you cannot sleep well at night, because you are not hugging your dogs. 

All Hail The Crazy Dog People!!!!

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Marriage Material

One day I was minding my own business of gnawing at a sandwich and drinking some coffee at a cafe, when I overheard a conversation between a boy and his relative who was convincing him to get married. They seemed to be from a well-to-do & literate family (notice I said literate & not educated, as you read one, you'd see that literate as the elder relative might be, he did not have a dime of education in him). 

Relative : Beta get married soon. Why are you making your parents worry so much? They want to see the face of their grandson before they die. 

Boy: Arrey! just because they want a grandchild, I cannot lose my freedom. 

Relative: You don't have to lose your freedom (**winks** & **Laughs loudly**). See beta, your parents are getting old, you cannot take care of them always. Your wife will take care. She will cook for you, give your mother company and will keep the house clean. Also be adamant that you want a working wife, so that she can help you financially as well. You go enjoy your freedom na.. who said no to that. What your wife does not know will not hurt. 

Boy: Hmm. Ok. Let me think about it!

By this time I was fuming. Also I had finished my meal and didn't have to leave food behind once I made my dramatic exit after some sharp words I was about to impart to the guy. 

Me: Excuse me dude.. May I cut in?

Relative: **Irritated** Kya hai?

Boy: Yes please.

Me: Allow me to translate what your uncle just sugar coated for you. You want a nurse for your old parents, a cook for the family, a company for your mother and a cleaning lady for the house. Basically you want a working mule  who would slog her butt at home and earn money for you and off course please you in bed as well. While she spends her every waking hour for you and your family, you can "have fun" and enjoy life. 

After saying this, I congratulated the very stunned young man for his impending nuptial and made a dramatic exit as I had planned!

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Dreams...

I am a weird dreamer... My dreams range from being animated to horror and lovey-dovey to downright psychotic. Then there are these anthropomorphic dreams wherein I have regular conversations with Ole, Thimpoo and other canine and feline buddies of mine.  

Baby Muttley

 Few nights ago, my dreams went on to a whole new level altogether. I saw my brother’s furry baby Muttley sitting somber and singing “Let it go” from the movie Frozen. He had his head high up to achieve the voice range and it was an A-class performance.

 In my defense, I was neither drunk nor high and did not even hit my head anywhere. It was just another uneventful day.  Also I haven’t watched the movie ‘Frozen’ in the near past or anything. 

Muttley in his Goth days

Anyhoo, Muttley baby performed awesome and made my night... I don’t think I am forgetting this dream anytime soon. 

Big Boy Muttley