It is a universal truth
that I am over weight (read fat)… Believe me, it is not my ideal state of
affairs to be fat or whatever… However, I also know for a fact that it is nobody’s
business to determine how I should look… like fat or thin, long haired or short
haired, whether I should wear salwar kameez or jeans, or whether or not I
should wear shorts… I totally believe it is my decision & I will most
definitely make a choice keeping in mind my comfort level and common sense as well…
I am fat not an idiot.
Oh how I deviate from the
original topic… (Probably need to get my head examined for constant deviation)…
The reason I started writing regarding my fatitude is because recently I went
tee shirt buying… OMFG!!! It was a regular trauma session. Things turned out
the following way…
a)
Tee shirts of my
correct bust/waist size were so long that I could button them up from below and
I’d wear a baby suit, wouldn't need a jeans.
b)
Tee shirts which
were correct in length, made me look like a giant sausage
After much ado and trials,
I finally found a tee shirt which was perfect. I was still basking in the glory
of finding the perfect tee, when the sales woman opened her smelly mouth and
said ‘madam aapko thoda weight loss karna chahiye’ (madam, you should lose some
weight)!!!!
I wonder if people give
unsolicited advice to others about their looks and life because it is free or
unloading crap on to others makes a person feel superior.
I had such vicious ideas to torment her on so many
levels just for my sadistic pleasure… but I just popped the tee back in its place
and walked away before I slapped her silly.
